Dropping another December deuce!
The bathroom at work is a dead zone. No cell signal, no WiFi signal....Sori can't even dial 911. So I tried to pre-record....
Pressing the 'Stops button prematurely was only the first in a series of unfortunate events.
I clogged the toilet with a massive turd that wouldn't detach, so a big chunk got stuck in limbo and created a dingleberry that could have been a solo poop.
Thinking ahead as I began to clean my butt, I put the dirty paper on the back of the toilet. I kept having to move the backup rolls to make room! (Don't worry, they're wrapped).
After what must have been 20 minutes, I finally felt like I was making progress on the clean-up job. I know it was 20 minutes because that's when the lights turned off.
Now, I did have my phone, but I'm also retarded; so using the flashlight isn't an option. Just my 80% backlight that goes to sleep after 3 seconds.
It wasn't easy, and I prayed that nobody had to use the bathroom, as 9 crept awkwardly towards the exit .... in the dark....trousers around my ...
Here's a shortened version from Camera #2. The microphone on that joint is actually really good.
Matter of fact, come to find out, the camera portion was the chicken and the microphone was the egg. Early models were just meant to be a microphone for meetings, concerts, and other crowded areas.
The camera itself can actually shoot in 4K, but my laptop loses its shit when I load it into the editor.
And I can't not edit alternate cameras, because you might see my pp and then I'll get banned from another platform.
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