Yes, content has been slow to come. There's plenty to work with, it's all a matter of time. There's only so many hours in a day, and so many calories to spend.
The holidays weren't completely wasted, but...they kind of were. SWIM had intended to use some holiday magic to get some extra work done, but it was less magical than anticipated.
What I don't get, I mean...what SWIM doesn't get, is since when does holiday snow contain so much gasoline? I understand that it's used in processing, but by the time it gets to civilized society it's supposed to be smelling like acetone.
SWIM reports that blowing fat rails of gasoline-enriched holiday magic, while mind-altering, does not provide increased mental acuity or creative inspiration. Apparently the result is a borderline-hallucinogenic stupor.
Idk, seems to me like SWIM could have killed just as many brain cells at a fraction of the cost with a jerry can of petrol. Just saying.
I suspect that from now on I'll just....er, I mean...
From now one, SWIM suspects that they'll just stick to legally obtained, manufactured amphetamines. Pfizer may be an evil global conglomerate bent on world domination and the enslavement of all humanity - but at least you know what you're getting.....so long as you're in the United States.
Apparently Pfizer sells has no qualms pushing placebos and poisons to the stinky brown people countries. That, however, is an unconfirmed allegation for another day.
The bathroom at work is a dead zone. No cell signal, no WiFi signal....Sori can't even dial 911. So I tried to pre-record....
Pressing the 'Stops button prematurely was only the first in a series of unfortunate events.
I clogged the toilet with a massive turd that wouldn't detach, so a big chunk got stuck in limbo and created a dingleberry that could have been a solo poop.
Thinking ahead as I began to clean my butt, I put the dirty paper on the back of the toilet. I kept having to move the backup rolls to make room! (Don't worry, they're wrapped).
After what must have been 20 minutes, I finally felt like I was making progress on the clean-up job. I know it was 20 minutes because that's when the lights turned off.
Now, I did have my phone, but I'm also retarded; so using the flashlight isn't an option. Just my 80% backlight that goes to sleep after 3 seconds.
It wasn't easy, and I prayed that nobody had to use the bathroom, as 9 crept awkwardly towards the exit .... in the dark....trousers around my ...
Here's a shortened version from Camera #2. The microphone on that joint is actually really good.
Matter of fact, come to find out, the camera portion was the chicken and the microphone was the egg. Early models were just meant to be a microphone for meetings, concerts, and other crowded areas.
The camera itself can actually shoot in 4K, but my laptop loses its shit when I load it into the editor.
And I can't not edit alternate cameras, because you might see my pp and then I'll get banned from another platform.
Wow, thanks for joining Locals!
Not much happens here right now, not gonna lie.
For the latest dump I've taken, check out our Instagram, @rockydennis20
Or if you prefer the old-school content, try Vimeo or Rumble!
Did you know Rumble is now on Roku? You can watch Rockydennis Presents Taking a Dump from the comfort of your couch!
In all fairness, if we were going to commit to another round of "Taking a Dump" on a different platform, it'd probably be Locals. This is a pretty decent platform overall, there just isn't infinite time and/or infinite notadderall to keep the machine going.
Tried Odyssey for about 20 minutes. Pros- They allow uncensored Taking a Dump videos. Cons - About 6 people worldwide use the platform.
We do have our nearly full original YouTube run available on Rumble, though. (Link in in the previous post).
And we poop on Instagram regularly.
Also have done several Taking a Dump LIVE! on ManyVids. (IG pre-emptively banned us from using the Live feature, because of hate speech).
Oh, and we did a single Live! on Twitch, as well. That one didn't land at all, because there wasn't any gaming involved - just pooping.
Point being, we're banned from Patreon. The moderator found our content to be sexually gratifying, which I guess is a compliment. But yeah, no more Taking a Dump over there....
